Saturday, March 16, 2013

How NOT to Take Lovenox

How NOT to take your first injection of Lovenox. A simple tutorial in three easy steps!

1. Watch the YouTube video where the woman insists it is the most horrific shot she's ever taken- specifically, way worse than PIO.  (Seriously-- do not watch this video if you are about to try Lovenox.)



2. Read the back of the packaging. Think about pig intestinal mucus.


3. Carefully examine the huge, spring-loaded syringe.


And, to be fair, here's the even simpler "How TO take a Lovenox injection" tutorial:

1. Pinch an inch and do it quickly just like any other subcutaneous injection. No biggee.

Yes, there's a little burning as the medication goes in, but it's no big deal and goes away within a minute or so. The big, scary spring just retracts the needle after the injection. And yes, it creates a bruise. But I was expecting big, black and blue and the reality is tiny (maybe half the size of a pencil eraser? or less even) and, for now, red.

One down, several hundred to go?




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